Crazy.. or Genius? You decide.

Ok guys.. call me crazy, but i think its genius.  This is my super high flow super high boost super supercharger for all 4 cylinder Hondas, and even some other vehicles including, but not limited to:
Acura
Mitsubishi
Huffy
Little Tykes
and many others..

I have been doing research over the years and have developed this, modified it, and tested it for maximum performance.  The kit includes:

Super high flow high boost Super Supercharger (with 2 speed variable boost controller)
Self intercooling intake tubing
K&N style cone shaped filter

Below are pictures of the kit when assembled but not installed.


Built in boost controllet for maximum control and performance.

Super durable "coffee" style cone filter.

High flow, self-intercooling intake tubing.  The shape of the tubing actually accelerates the air, creating more boost.


Note:
I am NOT responsible for any accidents, injuries, or damage cause to or from these one-of-a-kind machines.  USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Ok.. i know you guys are thinking.. wtf?
I was bored.. this is just my attempt to get a laugh out of someone out there..
and really guys.. its not like i put this on my car.
(its too dark right now.. )

Seriously, i would never let anything that even looked like this to come in contact with my car.

Haha that was a great read, so you mean this will work on my power wheels jeep? :p This is gonna add H.P. to the front wheels of my camaro right?

Lol you need to paint it blue and it needs a tornado, But i need a performance chip!!! Dorito's prefferably lol.

im not sure if the power wheels jeep can handle it or not.. i hear those stock rear ends just break right in half after 1000hp or so..  maybe if you get a new rear end and some drag slicks..
and yes, of course it will add hp to the front wheels of the camaro.. Believe it or not, it adds more hp to FWD vehicles than RWD due to the amazing amounts of hp loss through the drivetrain.

Just let me know if ya want one man.. They are hand crafted and tested.  They're pretty expensive, but i might be able to cut a few people a deal.

oh yeah.. after reading your sig.. you've got a 305? well.. that means you would have to buy two.. one for each 4 cylinders.. See the thing is when you compare a 5.0 V8 to a 1.6 4 cyl. just think.. your cramming all this air either into a small space, or a big space.  Small space = more boost, and more hp.  Big space (V8) = less boost, and no horsepower.

im still trying out the leaf blower idea..............

OK, I am sick and tired and tired and sick of you people pulling this load of crap.  This is just like the stinking gutted cat fiasco, my car has never been the same.  Now this mess, my wife is pissed that I took her hair dryer, there is lint all over the house now because I took the clothes dryer hose, used all this tape and tin foil, and I get nothing, I cant even figgure out how to plug it in!! 

plug it in? are you crazy? thats a completely different kit.. no wonder you're gettin no performance.
Im thinking of using an inverter for mine, plugging it directly into my cigarette lighter and just running an extension cord through my firewall.
And to help ya out around the house, try a few things..
1.) Tell the wife to use the tailpipe as a hair dryer.  Its the same thing, just heated up a little more and sent through more tubing, right?
2.) Take all your lint, and use it to make new seats for your car.  Not only is it more comfortable, but it saves a lot of weight!

my ****, you genious! ill buy that and put it on my geo!

there is going to be an increase now in stolen hairdryers. Hotels are going to be ticked...

AWESOME! can i buy 4? one for each cylinder?