dont you love it...

2 things first im at my bank this morning making a deposit, and all of a sudden i look at my gauges and my rmps are at like 4000 and it says im doing 40 mph but im just sitting there.  so i turn off my car go to start it back up and its dead. so i get out and push it off to the side it wound up being that the cables that connect to the battery were loose.
second im at work i go on break and go sit in my car and here comes the person that parks next to me she opens the door and it hits my car she acts like nothing happens gets in her truck and starts eating a choclate bar so i get out to see what this bitch did and she still just acts like nothing happens. there was only a little scratch but you just gotta love how people dont give a **** about anyone but themselves

Stick a tiny pebble in her valve stem cap. Thread it on until you hear a little hissing. Sit back and enjoy.  Best if done when first arriving to work.

ooooor run to the closes store, pick up some sugar/flour and pour it in her gas tank. I always keep a large plastic baggy of flour on hand for that reason lol... jk... but i know how you feel i pulled into this spot PERFECTLY between all the lines but the car next to me was hugging the line so i took a pic of their plate with my cellphone just in case they did mess up my paint or swipe my car backing out... well i get out there and there are three sharpie tip sized chips in my door and i figured its not worth my time..
 
 but still people do that all the time.. When i was younger my mom would go into the store and leave us in the car well one time this guy backed into us!! it was a light bump but it freaked me and my bros out and he just comes over to the window, laughs and said "Ha, sorry did i scare ya?" and walked off.. i was like wtf.. i guess he didnt do any damnage but still he just laughed at the situation..

That happened to me at work.. i work in a small little pharmacy... and i park right out front so i can see my car right from my desk.. and i just happened to look out right wen some guys hit my car.. i dont know how it was but he made a scratch about 6 or 7 in long and about 3 inches wide.. looked somewhat like a lightning bolt... anyways it wouldt come off... rubbed it with some compunding didnt work.. so oh about 3 weeks later the guy comes in and i grab his meds.. .i tell him ok its gonna be 215$$ he said wtf i only supposed to pay 15 for my copay.. and i said ya and 200 for my paint for last time you hit it.. long story short he made a big fuss about it and left without even taking his meds.. i got his license plate number... but the insurance dnt give me nothing because they said i dnt report it

yeah im not gonna report this kuz my car is a mess already.. hopefully ill have some cash for a touch up on my paint.

i had somehting similar happen, when i had my camaro. i went to cumbys, bought a slim jim, and a energy drink, im out in car eating/drinking, a guy pulls up in a BMW, new one, dont know what it was but anyway, he hits his bumper off the curb, opens door, and it comes back and hits him, so he throws it open right into the side of the camaro, looked at me, smirked, and walked into cumbys.. when he came back out i was sitting on his hood, and he didnt even look at me, he got in car, started it up, and went in reverse real fast to where i almost fell backwards, but caught myself, i chased him down road and ended up just letting him go.

He's probably seen what happens when people "snap into a slim jim!!". He just got scurred.

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ORIGINAL: 02StanGT

He's probably seen what happens when people "snap into a slim jim!!". He just got scurred.

 
ahah, i miss those commercials! 
 
slim jims are my facorite food.. not snack, but food.

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ORIGINAL: 02StanGT

He's probably seen what happens when people "snap into a slim jim!!". He just got scurred.

ahah, i miss those commercials! 

slim jims are my facorite food.. not snack, but food.

 
i eat jack links all day at work... we dnt have slim jims but hose will do.. and if i was you i woulda stuck a nail behind his tire.. knwing he was gna back out.. wat do you know he gets a flat..

gotta love when you go to the supermarket walk out and there a shopping cart hit up against your car that happened like 2 months ago chipped the hell out of it too

Yeah, aside from my Yukon being an effing tank and a bear to park, that's why I always park way in the back of parking lots when I go into stores (Best Buy most of the time). When I had my alarm and head unit installed at Best Buy I'm pretty sure someone dinged the HELL out of my passenger door. One of the times when me and my dad went by to check on it and see if they'd finished it, they hadn't started on it yet, and it was parked right in the middle of this cluster***k of cars. I'm pretty sure it happened there, because I almost never park next to other cars, and I definitely don't remember those dings being there before I had that installed.

Funny story, my bro went to the grocery store with his Camaro, and backed into this spot perfectly well within his lines.  When he comes walking out this lady parked right next to him hugging his line making it hard for him to get in, he stares at her, and she just walks into the store.  He got his folding knife (didn't open it) and just hit the back of the handle against her door (made a nice dent) got in and drove away.  I can't wait to try that for myself.

well either way you get screwed you park near someone and they hit you, you park by yourself then its a shopping cart

When i park i check the space im in and make sure there arent any cars over the line etc. if theres a car i fear may damage my car i take a pic of their lic plate with my cell one. Once time i parked behind this lifted SUV whos trailer hitch was just above my hood and in my parking space.. took a pic of his plate just incase he backed up first.

I always try to park far enough away from all the other morons. And I definitely don't park anywhere near a car that looks like it's been in a demolition derby...go practice your parking skills on someone else's car!

sorry to hear that man

i see your from LI, me too. What part, Nassau or Suffolk?

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well either way you get screwed you park near someone and they hit you, you park by yourself then its a shopping cart

 
thieves pick the "alone" cars too.

im from suffolk

craw under her car and pull a spark plug wire out.  She would never know.

Why not just drain out the oil then?

hell if there getting all diabolical about this lets just cut her brake lines.

While we're on the story of getting backed in to... I was at a small cafe after a dance last week (parked in the last space so nobody can door my car) and sure enough a huge ford dually backs into my bumper and knocks out the tail light and scratches the paint... Silver lining? I was getting new tail lights anyway