lil p***y in a white 5.0

alright, kid at school has a 5.0 fox body. we wanted me to race him. i know hes got exhaust and gears just by listentin to it, and its a manual (and he sucks at clutching, that thing stinks!!!!!!!) anyway, hes acting all racey, and when we both get to an open stretch of road with no cars, he ducks into mcdonalds and hides, as well as gives me the finger. what a little rat!!!!! the thing is, i know where he lives, and im getting out the slingshot and marbles tonight

lmao @ sling shot and marbles

how can you tell he has gears by listening to it?

but yea, race that coward...but that lil foxbody might pack a punch to you

lol, GET him...

the way i can tell hes got gears is i heard him going through the gears this morning going past my house. he was in 5th already and was only doing about 35. and i missed with the marbles, so im borrowing a c02 bb pistol. i know i wont be able to beat him at this point, especially when he has gears. all i got going performance wise is no muffler and some 255's

if he drives for ****, then you might take him...but sadly 302>305 I'd say :(

no 305> 302. Don't get out the BB's, then he'll come after your car. Burn some ruber in front of his place , do a smoke show. There is nothin worse then some dink leavin strips in front of your house............but no BB's. Save somethin like that for someone who has harmed your car. And not someone who is scared to be beat by your car.

do u have a gutted cat

ya cuz if u have that gutted cat ur car will be stomping vipers so why worry about a mustang

Id rather have someone sleep with my wife than be a punk and mess up my car.....that to me is being a pussy,to destroy someones car because you cant beat him,do you even know how much a paint job cost?..i dont mean to down a fellow member,but dude...dont f**k with someones car with a bb gun or mables,grow some balls and beat him down!...jmo

Well said. Damaging others property can get you into some serious trouble with the law, and even get you personally damaged in return.
My question for microkid: If you know he can beat you, why in the hell do you want to race him?  Are you a masochist, and enjoy getting punished ?? If you do, there are many dominatrix ladies around, that will be glad to punish you as much as you want and need, and add to the pain by charging you for it. lmao

i wasnt gonna damage the paint, just the windows. but i do like the idea of burnouts in front of his house. that oughtta one up him. since them ****ty 5.0's always swing off to the left, they cant do them very well. my car holds straight and true with the 14" 195's i got for burnouts. but first, i must repair the flat in the one!

oh, and im not into the whole dominatrix thing (tried it, no thanks). i just like to see if people really have the balls to back up their car, or the car to back up their balls. i dont really care if i win or lose, i just like the rush of racing someone. and i never let off first.

oh, and on the talk of cats. i just heard from a friend yesterday that you get a $40 credit when you take them to scrap yards. mines getting replaced with a moroso spiral flow muffler (or a similar small bodied race muffler). i know the cat sits low on the car, but the hedman headers and y-pipe are supposed to tuck up higher, and the body is only 4 inches wide.

You may want to watch that,if your wife looks like the girl in pic 2.

..lol

well, i went to go do a burnout in front of his house (which i did), and theres a huge for sale sign on the car. hahahahahahahahaha

He's a poon, but you're willing to shoot his car with a bb gun?

some say im crazy

i had a guy that used to set my alarm off every night with his base...he would turn it up,just to set it off.....so i followed him one night,to see wher he lived...a few days later i pulled up about 7a.m in front of his house,kicked up my base,139 decibles,and did a 2 gear smoke show in front of his house,the owner came out yelling,neighbors came out,i almost got in about 3 fights,i was out of my car............turns out he was picking someone up from their,he didnt live their,man i felt like a tard,months later my son ask can a new kid come over,his mom dropped him off,his dad picked him up....it was the same guy i did the burnout in front of his house.....whats the chances...
   just dont damage his ride,yours is extremely nice....you dont want a payback do you?and it will be worse im sure,it only gets worse...

crazy no drumb probly beat him on the street and u win and you get respect if you f u his car either your car gets fed up and or they  call the cops and youll spend some time in the ice box