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Trader4Less
2/23/2005 10:53:30 AM
Do you have a good story about something someone said or you read...maybe you said it! lol

Let's hear them! Here is one I heard:

"How did you get your Jeep stuck? Jeeps can't get stuck!" hahaha Yeah right! lol

Let's hear some more! Your Turn.......







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nj85z28
2/23/2005 3:57:05 PM
Here's mine-

quote:

ORIGINAL: Trader4Less

Do you have a good story about something someone said or you read...maybe you said it! lol

Let's hear them! Here is one I heard:

"How did you get your Jeep stuck? Jeeps can't get stuck!" hahaha Yeah right! lol

Let's hear some more! Your Turn.......







Go to www.trader4less.blogspot.com for more articles to read.


lol, jp
Trader4Less
2/23/2005 4:03:16 PM
nj85z28.... you must have some good stories! Tell us a few!
3rd Gen Camaro Boy
2/26/2005 7:48:04 PM
i got a good story, one day i as looking for cars over the net, and i saw this nice camaro, so i decided to buy it. pertty cool huh ^_^
Trader4Less
2/26/2005 10:20:46 PM
Where are the photos? !!!!
Yenko468
3/2/2005 3:39:01 AM
Yah my buddy and I were driving around in his modified 88 Mustang. We drove by some imports in one the main parking lots on the main street. At the red light my buddy decides to drop the hammer at 6000 rpm and do a lil show....next thing I see is the shift light then hear the engine bouncing off the rev limiter. I watch him frantically stabbing the throttle while the motor sounds like a 2-stroke...he eventually hits 2nd gear while trying to wheel the car to get it straight still stabbing the throttle. Rev limiter is on in 2nd gear and im almost looking straight at parked cars on the side of the street....finally there is a peaceful silence as the revs drop....I look at him...smile.....and say "so it isn't a myth...you really are a DumbAss!"....You see the throttle got hung up (wide open) on the front floor mat...it wasn't even a week earlier that I had told him to ditch the floor mats if he was going to screw around on the street.
nj85z28
3/2/2005 12:52:03 PM

quote:

ORIGINAL: Trader4Less

nj85z28.... you must have some good stories! Tell us a few!


lol...actually i have some great stories.

2:15 AM, December 26, 2002

After leaving a friends house, a friend and I were taking the hour long ride home. Now, I was driving my 1996 Camaro Z28 and he was drving his riced out Toyota Paseo 5 Speed. There is one section in this town where the street goes around a park in a complete circle and there is a light 3/4 of the way through it. At this particular light, I was lined up in the left lane and Paseo boy was in the right lane. No one is on the street, basically like a ghost town. He redlines his Toyota waiting for the light, so in response i power brake. As the streets fill with smoke, the light changes green and im off like a bullet, passing him with easeand making the left hand turn. Now the street turns one lane and heads downhill 1/8 mile from that light, so Im hotrodding the piss outta this car. He is way back as my speedo climbs 85, 95, 100, 115, 130 mph! *Ding* Low fuel light! DAMNIT!! So I look in the rearview....flashing lights, and in front of me the only open gas station the entire way home. So I yank the ebrake, make the tight righthand turn into the gas station, and park. The attendant runs inside as 3 police cruisers screech tires into the deserted gas station, surrounding me. Now my friend pulls in and non-chalantly parks his car and goes into the snack shop as 3 cops surround my car. One of them yells to get out, so i do and he puts me on the hood of my car. He tears my wallet out and reads my ID's and asks- Why the hell where you going so fast? My reply- I just wanted to see how fast this thing could go. Furious, he quickly searches the car and heads to his car and in about 3 minutes returns with a stack, i mean a STACK of tickets, and says SLOW IT DOWN. They leave and the attendant comes out and says What the hell happened? so i tell him Just fill the f*cking tank......

Now this story is TRUE believe me or not, I still have some of the points on my liscense i got 12 points that night so the car was gone within a month.

The funny part- I was going so fast that the cops couldnt get a radar reading when i passed him. He was hiding in a dark section to the right of the traffic light, so NO SPEEDING TICKET

Tickets-
Failure to keep right
Failure to wear seat belt
Display of horsepower (i said huh too, but i got it)
Turning w/o signalling
Careless driving

and i think one more but you get the point....
Trader4Less
3/2/2005 1:06:06 PM
That is a great story!

I actually got pulled over for racing when I was 17. The policeman said I was going 78 in a 35 mph zone. I told the officer how could that possibly be....? I was driving a 1972 Chevy Vega all primered in 4 colors, etc. He thought about it for a moment and let me go with a warning! I guess he didn't know that I pulled the 4 banger out and put a 350 Camaro engine in it with a turbo 350 tranny and a chevelle rear end! hahaha

I guess looks can be decieving!






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nj85z28
3/2/2005 1:18:28 PM
heres another-
(shorty)
July 5, 2004

Best "Purely Coincidental" Race ever
On the way home from a friends house at a highway traffic light, in the fast lane, you have a Fox Mustang GT 5.0, in the middle lane, is my 85 Z28, and the slow lane, a first gen Mustang convertable with a guy driving it looking like he bought it for his 17th birthday the day it came out. Both mustangs where red in color. Light changes, Old mustang is off quickly, My car is running hot so im a little behind him, and then the 80s rustang. suddenly, something blows on the convertable at about 90 mph, and black smoke EVERYWHERE. the old bastard driving this thing quickly pulls over and stops as i dust past him. the highway changes from a 3 lane to 2 lanes and the Fox is up my ass. i let them get next to me and its a hot chick driving it, so im looking at her and she lifts up the right side of her shirt to show me her breast. so im staring and then suddenly i see a cop parked ahead on the shoulder of the left lane. so i slam my car into 3rd and the Fox blows by me. not 2 seconds later she is pulled over.

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