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You know you drive an F-body when... - 4/24/2007 7:53:31 PM

bill12690

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Found this on Fquick.com, and a lot of them are so true...

1) It takes you 8 hrs to change the spark plugs

2) You have to worry about breaking your rear end with even stock power

3) When you have to buy tires every year

4) Driving on the on ramp to the highway means wide open throttle
ohyeah.

5) When you go under an overpass or through a tunnel you downshift into first and got full throttle because it sounds like an indycar

6) When you're trying to sneak out the house and you have to push your car about 2 1/2 blocks away just to turn your car so you're not heard at home....
^ive done that, 2 1/2 blocks isnt far enough away! haha

7) You find yourself listening to the exhaust instead of the tunes

8) You can spot another fbody or vette from a half mile by the daytime lights

9) When you take more pics of your car than anything else.

10) When you see someone you know... you drop it down into 1st, slowly roll by them, and tap the accelerator while lookin at them like "yea... you know you're impressed"
everytime

11) When you cruise thru the mall parking lots just to see how many car alarms you can set off

12) When you refuse to put on a front liscense plate cuz you gotta see that front bowtie

13) When you meet total strangers that have the same intrest and act like old friends from high school..

14) Mullet is your hairstyle of choice

15) When you are always looking for more traction

16) When old people shake their fist at you.

17) When old guys give you a thumbs up

18) When you have to drive at an angle driving on to/up steep driveways and roads

19) When you secretly watch people in the parking lot as you start your car up... and you get a kick out of it when they turn to see what the hell that was

20) You completely disregard fuel economy and just drive for the hell of it

21) When you're waiting for your check to clear just so you can add another mod

22) When you tell people not to lean on your car

23) When you dont mind people staring at your car

24) You drive passed an alll glass building and just look at your cars reflection

25) When you take the long way to a store just so you can have as much driving time as possible

26) If someone says "strange", you dont think about it being wierd. you think rear ends

27. Your always trying to find out what that "tick" is
no. theres not ticks in my car

29. Instead of trying to beat the redlight, you hope it stops you so u can race from the dig

30. When a conversation starter becomes "So what have you done to her?"

31. when you are coming to a dip in the road too fast, your stomach twists, and you involuntarily pick up your feet cuz you know the exhaust is about to scrape.

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RE: You know you drive an F-body when... - 4/24/2007 9:20:23 PM

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That list really is almost all true.

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RE: You know you drive an F-body when... - 4/24/2007 11:41:38 PM

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Thats pretty accurate, except for the whole mullet thing, thats just a stereotype.

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RE: You know you drive an F-body when... - 4/25/2007 3:19:29 AM

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yeah most of it is true, but not all

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RE: You know you drive an F-body when... - 4/25/2007 1:15:55 PM

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HAHAHA DAM THATS A SWEET LIST SO TRUE...

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RE: You know you drive an F-body when... - 4/25/2007 4:28:43 PM

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32. you lock your doors when your t-tops are off

done that

and im also growing a mullet too. its only third gen driver who have em

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RE: You know you drive an F-body when... - 4/25/2007 7:12:28 PM

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lmao the Glass building thing is so true!!! I do that on the way home from school everyday!

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RE: You know you drive an F-body when... - 4/25/2007 7:31:49 PM

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al was true but the mullet.

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RE: You know you drive an F-body when... - 4/25/2007 7:33:12 PM

Alih

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33. your a registered user on camaroforums.com

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RE: You know you drive an F-body when... - 4/25/2007 11:03:59 PM

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34. You park at least 3 feet away from all parking blocks in your 4th gen to prevent parking on the air deflector.. OR
34. You cringe at the sound of your air deflector scraping off a parking block..

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